When this Christmas vacation began I was hopeful we would survive with little to no stress, drama, tears, fights, and illness.
My hopes where shot as the snow fell from the sky. My hopes of having just a few more days "alone" to prepare Christmas were shot. Little did I know this vacation would be the longest in history. Summer vacation never seemed this long...EVER!!
I will give you my 5 top reasons why my kids need to go back to school ASAP.
5. I'm sick of hearing, "What are we going to do today?"
4. I will scream if some one asks me 20 minutes after breakfast what is for lunch.
3. I'm tired of listening to cartoons...ALL DAY!
2. I cannot leave a room without some one asking me, "Where are you going?"
1. Because I cannot play this....
Without someone telling me how to play it, watching, me, wanting to play with me, telling me I missed a note, telling me what song to play, telling me they love that song, singing along very loud when I'm trying to learn a new song UGH!!! GO BACK TO SCHOOL SO I CAN PLAY GUITAR HERO BY MYSELF!!! How will I ever advance my music career when you people are bugging me.
11 words of wisdom:
Hahahahaha!
We have very similar lives.
Except that we got Rock Band for Christmas and SOMEBODY broke the drum pedal. No one is admitting to it....what will I do??
sherri
Hysterical! Luckily my child is not there yet! BWAAAHAAHAA...oh SNAP!...I forgot that I will be there someday....LOL!
School starts in just a few days! Hang in there!
Alright now... calm down there, Hendrix. LOL. Just keep chanting - two more days, two more days!
By the way, what's for lunch? ;)
Haha, that is so hilarious! I love it! I hope they got back on Monday!!!
The second one is dead on my house....
OH yeah. I've been having the same issue with guitar hero (keep your advice to yourself people) and cartoons!!!! feh.
Ok..that made me laugh as I sooo SUCK at GH. As I read this I realized I think part of the reason I am so bad at it as I have 2 boys telling me what I am doing wrong. I guess they do need to go back also so the Mama can ROCK:)
OK, I'm laughing.
I was up in your town with Rick this weekend. We really should make it a point to meet someday... if you can tear yourself away from GH!
Sorry, I'm laughing ever though I know it's not the least bit funny!
Hopefully you'll get some relief soon!
Happy 2009!
Donna
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Linda that is so funny and so true.
I hope you are getting your guitar time in! I so have to see a video clip of you rocking out!
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